i think i am going to switch my verbage up… instead of saying, “have a good night,” i’m going to start saying, “have the night you deserve.”

- the Rooskie

sometimes life is all forks and no spoons.

- the Rooskie

seriously, Daylight Savings Time, go f*k yourself. I apologize in advance for my excessive tardiness… yeah, I know it’s “spring forward” but I’m still gonna be late. #NotMyFault

- the Rooskie 

what if Cali Swag District never taught me how to Dougie?

- the Rooskie 

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